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5月16日

New Apartment

Wow!!! After months of research and days of deliberating we finally decided to go ahead and sign a contract for a new apartment being built in a city called Pyeontek (one hour south of Seoul)...

Check out the vids:

show room = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loc6s0_8qow
our place (under construction) = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htBtRRTVXIk

Photos to come soon!

6月26日

World Cup

Somehow England have just scrapped through their 4th game in a row - beating Ecuador 1:0 (sorry but, due to my lack of sleep and watching second-rate soccer I'm not feeling too patriotic right now....)

 

 

The time difference here in Korea (compared to Germany) inconveniently forces us to stay awake into the small hours.... local time for games are 22:00   01:00   and   04:00 . . . .

 

 

If you haven't been following the Korean team, (FIFA ranking 29th - I forgive you) they got knocked out the other day... this is a snap of us at 6AM as we left the bar....
 

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                             Come on England !!!
6月15日

Wednesday 7th June 2006

Welcome to a day in the life of me… as I mentioned before I wanna tell you guys what my life here in Sanbon (South Korea) is really like so this is my illustrated account for today - Wednesday 7th June. as you can see it's taken me a week to get it online!!!  To start with, this is a video of my flat (hold shift down as you click the link).

 

8:00 A knock on the door woke me up this morning, after a quick time check I saw I wasn’t late for work so decided to ignore it (we have Jehovah's Witnesses here too!), I  heard the door open then close a few seconds later so I stumbled out of bed to investigate. I peeked out the door and saw HeeYong, my ex-neighbor, by the elevator. My Korean is a little bit better than her English, so still in the midst of sleep, we struggled through a conversation for five minutes. She’d come to give me a couple of free tickets to Everland (Korean’s Disney world) that she’d won on a scratch card from Starbucks. It sucks because the tickets are for this Sunday which is already half used up due to school camp. I guess me and Sunhee will go along for the afternoon.

 

8:10 Sunhee sent me a “Good Morning” Skype message as she left for work and as I read it I noticed Nik was still logged in (currently in England) so we chatted for a half an hour about work and stuff. After all this highly unusual morning activity, I laid back down and read a chapter of my book, Memoirs of a Geisha.

 

8:40 In the shower I remembered an electrician was due to come round at 11AM to take a look at my fridge. The rattling from somewhere beneath it has been getting progressively worse over the last 6 weeks to the point that it’s started to wake me up at night. After several failed attempts at fixing (kicking) it I’d gotten a korean to call someone out. Since Bigwig uses my whole kitchen as an extended toilet I had to get the mop out and do some early morning cleaning in preparation.

 

9:45 Met Chris by the elevator for a coffee before work, he was still in a coma after only getting 3 hours sleep. We headed downstairs to school on the 5th floor, watch my commute to work (hold shift down as you click the link). Yesterday was a public holiday so everybody (apart from Chris) looked and felt refreshed this morning. Even the kids didn’t have their usual midweek blues.

 

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10:40 Wednesday mornings are pretty easy for me, I have two free lessons (out of five periods) so after my first lesson I headed upstairs to wait for the fridge-man. Nik couldn’t sleep so we chatted again on skype for a while until Mr. Electrician arrived. It took the guy about sixty seconds to reposition the offending drip-tray that had become lodged against the motor. The fridge returned to its gentle hum and I paid the guy his $8 fee.

 

11:10 My first two lessons are with my homeroom class (hold shift down as you click the link) – seven 6/7 year olds. I’ve been teaching them for 16 months now so it’s a very relaxed class. We’re learning about ‘putting on’ and ‘taking off’ clothes right now, the drawings in the book are easily graphic enough to keep the kids entertained until the bell rings.

 

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11:50 Once a week the foreign teachers (there are five of us) have to supervise a lunchtime class. Wednesday is my lucky day. Lunchtime is a touchy subject for the school management (if you can call it that) and parents alike, both parties seem be rallying us ensure the kids eat enough at a slow enough pace. We are under strict orders to ensure no food is left over (Korean culture hates waste) and, as the food in not exactly gourmet, it is far easier said than done. Today Paul burst into tears when John tried to offload some of his ‘black-bean mush’ into his lunchbox.

 

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You’ve gotta feel sorry for them, picture the scene… most of your friends are already in the play room

 

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(the real reason kids come to school), you have half a plate fish paste and squid soup to ingest before you can join them. You realise that every minute you spend looking down at your fish market from hell is one less minute you get to throw plastic balls at younger kids to make them cry. You can’t win, you begin to wish you’d grown up in a fishing village. There is only one real option, wait until Mike teacher isn’t looking and ‘accidentally’ drop your lunchbox on the floor. It’s good enough for me, I’m on their side.

 

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12:50 I get two lunch breaks!!! Well except on a Wednesday when I have to force-feed small children. The Kindergarten kids are rounded up in front of the elevator and shipped off home in one of four school buses. This leaves us teachers with one hour before the elementary kids arrive. Normally my daily teaching plan is half filled in by this point in the day, but due to cleaning and lunch duties I had to sacrifice thirty minutes of my break as I organised the next six classes of the day. After completing my daily plan and realising I’d been teaching the wrong book to two classes for the last two weeks I hit the elevator and crossed the street to Meyong Dong. Meyong Dong is our lunchtime restaurant of choice. for two significant reasons, firstly it is 10 meters from our building (this fits well with our 10 meter commute to work) and secondly a bowl of food cost between $3 - $5. I read another chapter of my book as I waited for and ate my Oma-Rice (Mother’s rice).

 

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2:10 The afternoon is here. Morning lessons and the heat of the afternoon have taken their toll on the teachers. The six lesson count down has begun. We teach three blocks of two lessons, depending on age (does that make sense???). Kelly greeted me for my first lesson (as she usually does) with “I love you Mike teacher” whilst making an especially cute heart shape with her arms.

 

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As the afternoon (and the age of kids) advances the kids love me less and less. The kids in the final classes are on the brink of adolescence and most have developed an aversion to studying, especially English. I stumble through the classes, playing CD and tapes, today my classes were distracted by me taking photos and then giving a slide show presentation of my previous weekends, which still happen to be on the camera chip. Finally at 7:10 the final bell rings.

 

7:20 My working day is not yet finished. By word of mouth or strategic advertising English teachers can earn a pretty decent side line by teaching private lessons. These extra-curricular lessons are not strictly in line with our visa regulations. Normally on a Wednesday I teach two more hours after school (allegedly), my wage from these two hours is equal to what I earned teaching the whole day in school (allegedly). Today my private lesson (a 35 year old friend of a friend cancelled) as she had a business meeting in Busan (in the South) and the boy I teach before her arrived, without his books, 30 minutes late so my two hours of evening work boiled down to a 30 minute discussion about last weekend (allegedly).


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8:45 I called on Belinda as I got back (us foreign teachers all live down the same corridor) and we headed out to KFC for dinner. Eating out is so cheap here I haven’t ‘cooked’ anything more than a toasted sandwich in the last six months. I’d like to be writing about some Asian delicacy we ate for dinner, and I guess I could have engineered our choice of dining establishments but I left the choice in Belinda’s hands in an attempt to avoid bias.

 

10:30 I’ve been trying to play pool with Dave (a Canadian guy from another school) for a few weeks. We used to play pretty regularly but due to busy schedules in and outside school we haven’t played for about a month. So Dave text’d me for and game and we met up at our local billiard/pool hall. The owner doesn’t seem to mind us bringing our own drinks so we brought along a few beers to keep us going. We both played pretty badly, clearly our absence had left us out of practice. After two hours of 8/9 ball the final score was 6 games to 5.

 

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02:30 So here I am at the end of my day. I just brushed my teeth and noticed Bigwig staring longingly at me, with my hectic morning I forgot to give her breakfast so to compensate I gave her a good stroke (until she bit me) and topped her bowl up with Korea’s finest $4 rabbit food.

 

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I arrived back home too late to wish Sunhee goodnight, and now after spending 2 hours writing up the rest of my afternoon I’m ready to collapse into bed.

02:42 night night  ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

5月18日

Teacher's Day

At last the sun is shining….

 

It’s been ages since I wrote my blog… and I’ve managed to max out my schedule, so these days I’m not finding myself with too much free time… sorry for being super lame about replying to emails too!!!

So as I said we’re finally getting some decent weather here in Korea!!! We struggled through a long, seemingly endless winter and autumn but now we’re well and truly breaking into summer, it’s gorgeous. I went and bought two new summer t-shirts on the weekend to celebrate, in fact I needn’t have worried about it as yesterday was the best day in the educational calendar… Teachers Day!!!! I lucked out and ended the day with two (more) t-shirts, a Korean World-Cup football strip (I have dual loyalty now), a thermos coffee mug, a traditional wooden mask wall hanging, traditional bookmarks, some arty cup coasters (soon to be wall decorations), a bottle of wine (already consumed), two roses (romantic gifts from Hayden and Kevin), 3 bunches of flowers (again from boys), a mug (embossed with a “Kiwi 2” class photo - due to the curvature of the mug they look like aliens with dwarf heads), a key ring, a box of cookies and a heap of chocolate. It was like a mid-year Christmas Day yesterday, the teachers were eagerly awaiting new classes (gifts) and enviously comparing each others prizes. The funniest things were a small play-doe couple in a bottle (one of Suzie’s) and a short, denim, farmer’s-wife dress which I’m sure Erin has buried deep down in her wardrobe by now.

My teaching life has become busier both in and outside school… We have 20 or so more students and two more classes a week now which is great for Mrs. Kim (the owner) but, for us monkeys, it just means more lessons to plan, more tests to write and grade and more homework sheets to fabricate and sign. Free periods and break times alike are slowly morphing themselves into extended visits to the photocopier and countless hours of rearranging poorly constructed sentences. The staff list has changed a little with the ‘retirement’ of Korean long-timer Samantha ‘monkey baby’ Walker and the hiring of Francesca from the States. Outside school I’ve taken on a heap of extra work which means a few days a week I’ve got myself working 12 hour days. The extra work is always a daunting prospect at the end of your school day but when you’re actually in there teaching it’s quite pleasurable, teaching one on one (or two) is actually pretty rewarding when compared with a whole class of screaming kids. Most extra-curricular classes provide you with some sort of refreshment (ranging from gourmet sandwiches and fruit juices to a few slices of apple) thus normally satisfying my staple diet of random food.

 

Recent weekends have been spent between nursing hangovers and continued exploration of Korea. Back in June Chris, Sunhee and I set out to attempt the grueling climb to the top of the mountain which hosts Seoul tower. We took the subway into Seoul and then climbed aboard a 30 seater bus with 100 other Korean families all out to enjoy the first ‘spring weekend’ of the year. The bus gradually climbed high and higher up our ‘K2 challenge’ until it dropped us off barely five minutes from the peak… we duly followed the hordes of  families heading towards the tower and purchased our Seoul Tower tickets. The view from the top was surprisingly uninspiring, Seoul is a biiiiiiiiiiiiig big city and lacks any sort of central manifestation of business or culture. So the views are basically of apartments, offices and the random non-descript land marks. There were however geographically accurate markings on the glass, locating the major cities of the world… so we claimed our own (Sunhee’s pointing to a random city - as we were already in Korea).

 

Sunhee and I spent our long weekend visiting Nami Island and Chinchon. A two hour bus ride followed by short ferry trip took us to the island. The island itself is the setting of a Korean TV show (called Sonata – I think) and is real popular in Japan. So, in the same way English tourists flock to Ramsey Street, the island was awash with Japanese soap opera fans. We watched a circus act, hired bikes and rode a train around the island (Darren Mullins would have been proud). The queue for the return ferry journey was easily a kilometer long so I abused my rich westerner status once again and hired a speedboat which sped us back to the mainland. In the evening we went to an area called Dok-Galbi Street, basically it’s a long windy back street full of restaurants serving Dok-Galbi (a kind of chicken and cabbage stir fry type thing – kinda of). It reminded me of Brick Lane back in London, but instead of  enticing you with 20% discounts these guys were offering free cola…. bargain. Teacher friends from Sanbon had spread themselves around the country visiting Busan, Jeju Island and Seoul but every one of us had torrential rain all day Saturday so whities around the country were confined to motel rooms and bars to sit out the storms.

 

Back in April we paid 35$US and traveled for 3 hours to random forest to play paintball. It was great fun (besides the journey). After a basic instructions in broken English we were divided into teams and formulated our battle tactics. As the whistle sounded our plans were instantly disregarded, wannabe heroes ran forward and got shot in the face while those who wanted to remain bruise less and injury free cowered in more tactical positions behind trees or in make-shift trenches. We played three games. In the final seconds of the last game Chris demonstrated his survival skills with a solo run of desperation (miraculously dodging capsules of paint from all directs) to capture the flag and win the game. Unfortunately for us Chris was on the opposite team, but still I feel a little bit safer back here in Sanbon knowing I work with such a military expert.

We have been on a heap of trips with school; play grounds, flower hills, the zoo and  Partyland to mention a few. Next week we’re off to an exhibition of the human body. It seems to be rather similar to ‘
Body Works  (that formaldehyde-filled exhibition by that crazy Dutch guy). If I’m right, I foresee our kindy kids being suitably horrified and Korean staff having to contend with angry phone calls from parents about nightmares and bedwetting - one can only hope ;)

 

Back at the ranch we have been wasting our time having death battles: Yuki vs Bigwig (Belinda’s dog vs Nik/Jac’s rabbit).  Bigwig was clearly the underdog (or underrabbit) but over recent weeks she has started to stand her ground. We are all waiting to see Bigwig’s special move – which we predict to be a bite to the nose. After school one day last week Belinda and I took Yuki for a walk and ended up coming home with; an old cabinet, a chair and a satellite dish... hum…. why…. I hear you ask…. isn’t it obvious????…. well I guess not … we recruited Chris and Francesca and spent the following 4 hours cutting, chopping, burning, hammering, screwing (and eating pizza) and finally the Sanbon Herald Super BBQ was born!!! We celebrated the fact with a rooftop BBQ and ten pitchers of beer last Friday night.

 

Well I’ve paid the price of my less than sporadic updates here on msn… I’ve probably missed out a heap of things that haven’t immediately sprung to mind. I kinda feel that my quarterly updates don’t really describe or illustrate my day-to-day life here in Sanbon so when I get around to it I’m gonna write up ‘a day in the life of an English teacher’ type thing to put an end to rumors of rat kebabs, tropical islands and other misconceptions of Korea that seem to be lurking around people’s imaginations
 
Anyway take a look at the snaps in the album called 'April and May Stuff'
 
- See ya'

3月30日

Mountain Hiking

So last weekend me and Sunhee took a trip Seoraksan Mountain.....
 
Itinerary:
 
*  Got up faaaaaaar too early on Saturday morning and took a 4 hour coach trip to the mountains
*  Ate a cheap-arsed lunch
*  Climbed a grueling(ish) mountain and a trillion stairs
*  Nearly taken off from the peak by gale force winds (17.4 on the beaufort scale)
*  Ate meat
*  Got drunk playing random drinking games with random Americadians
*  Too hungover to meet for breakfast (8AM)
*  Too hungover to meet for the morning hike (9AM)
*  Too hungover to meet for the hot spa (11AM)
*  Sat in a 6 hour traffic jam on the way home
 
the lack of doing anything substantial was the best part of the weekend!!!

now I'm back to school with tests to mark and aching legs....

take a look at the mountain photos.....
 
Laters........ Mike

PS anyone in Korea should deffo check out the trips from www.adventurekorea.com
3月16日

It's nearly spring!!!

Wow!!! I’m still in Korea… I completed my contract last month and after weeks and weeks of prior deliberation I finally decided to extend for another year. The deciding factor was procrastination; of real life and of packing up my belongings - I seemed to have filled my apartment with an excessive amount of random items which is going to take serious planning before I (eventually) move on.

 

So what’s new???

 

2006 started well, I passed out very prematurely on Jan 1st after a barrage of Vodka and Soju shots, mysteriously, I evaded a hangover (which certainly wasn’t a sign of things to come in the new year). In the course of our Christmas and New Year festivities I got together with my girlfriend – a girl called Sunhee (or 선희 if your monitor can display that). It’s a pretty interesting life dating a Korean girl… besides the obvious language barrier there are a whole heap of cultural and social codes of behavior which I seem to break quite regularly 8)

 

Most of January and February were spent in hibernation. The winter here is bitter (certainly compared to England), temperatures lingered around –14C for a time and wind tunnels created by our grid-design downtown buildings ensured you could feel every last degree of it. We took advantage of some of the ‘whiter weather’ with several trips to ‘Ji-san’ (mushroom mountain) for snowboarding. For the rest of the time I reveled in the fact that I didn’t have to leave the building to work, sleep or indeed eat.

 

Chris, Sam and I took a road trip around the South-East corner of Korea. Our LPG-charged Sonata took us passed a mountain fortress, hot springs, towns with names like Daaaaaaaaangyang and Bundaaaaaaang, miles of national park and Eastern coast-line and the delights of Busan - Korea’s second biggest city. It was the Luna New Year long weekend. We’d been constantly warned by every Korean person that due to the trillions of Korean people commuting to see their families, we’d be sitting in a five-day traffic jam. Armed with Jac’s atlas and expert navigation from Sam and Chris we managed to avoid all but 30 minutes of traffic.

 

I managed to blag a trip back to England before my new contract started… t’was wicked to catch up with friends and family again… I was more than a little anxious that after two and a half years away and ebbing communication, deteriorating from excited telephone calls to exchanges of group emails, that conversations and friendships would be strained. Without exception after ten minutes of chatting it felt like I’d never been away. I pretty much packed out every lunchtime and evening meeting people and getting drunk in various towns and cities… the two weeks flew by and before I knew know it I was back on plane at 30000 feet.

 

Now is the start of the new semester at school. I lucked out with my teaching schedule with a fair number of decent classes. By decent I mean classes in which you can have some sort of rational English conversation. Other classes are spent playing charades and generally repeating instructions at increased volume until the small beasts pretend to understand what you’re trying to teach them. (© Fardell’s ESL Teaching methods).

So… in a broad nutshell that’s ‘What’s new…’ I’ve added a few snaps to the photo album so take a look…

PS - The music (if you have speakers) is me playing "Bob Dylan's Dream" - by Bob Dylan

 

 


 

 

12月20日

me and my guitar...

If your speakers are turned on you’d have already noticed that I’ve managed to get some music playing on here…

 

When I left home I really wanted to spend some decent amount of time playing, I wrote up a few guitar songs to take with me to keep me motivated. Since then, I’ve filled up two other books. My visions of quiet reflection while strumming the hours away have all been satisfied in some amazing locations. My mind is being flooded with memories of playing; in the Thai jungle with drunken Jonnie from Germany, sitting under a thatched shelter on the bank of the Mekong river in the middle of a thunder storm, ‘Son of a Preacher Man’ (badly) with expLaura doing a her best Dusty Springfield impression, Bob Marley (the only truly internationally recognized artist) to a group of Vietnamese kids while me and Joe were waiting for a train, the same Jack Johnson song so many times in Bali that Jac Connell breaks into a sweat at the mere mention of his name, ‘500 miles’ to Danish girls on balconies on Thai Islands (Tommi - I still think of you in the Firkin every time I play that!!) and far too many others to keep writing about…

 

As well as playing and a little writing, recently I’ve been trying to record some tunes into my laptop hence the new addition to my blog. If you get bored of listening to it just hit ‘escape’. Muttley – ‘Teenage Dirtbag’ will be on soon, just for you.

 

November and December have been treating me well. I finally signed up to (and attend) a gym. School seems to be more relaxed these days. It’s ccccold outside but our heating system is now in super-good working order which makes it hard too leave the building! I have been out snowboarding a couple of times, with Brenda, Terry and Erin the first time and then with Belinda, Dook and his entourage of giggling Korean girls yesterday.

 

I’m finding the language barrier especially frustrating this month. I guess I’ve been hanging out with Korean folk a little more recently. When talk relies on the few words people can scrap up from their high school English lessons and my (very) basic Korean, by the time any level of comprehension has been established the essence of the conversation has normally dissolved into translation. One liners turn into paragraphs and comical timing is very much… delayed. Miscommunication can be fun (especially when it involves charades) but every now and again I come across somebody who, in a less linguistically challenging environment, I would imagine to be a good friend. I really wish I could plug a Bable Fish into my ear and speak to my friends as normal friends speak to each other…………. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

The other interesting trip I have made this month was to the DMZ (De-militarized Zone) between North and South Korea, which has been expertly, concisely and pictorially documented by Chris Teacher.
 
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